"I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter."- latelycravingmore (via misjudgments)
(Source: misjudgments, via serious)
"I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter."- latelycravingmore (via misjudgments)
(Source: misjudgments, via serious)
What people think it means when we say "Language is evolving": This pejorative term isn't bad anymore because it's funny to me and I say so.
What it actually means when we say "Language is evolving": English has developed a specific verb for tricking people into listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
*tiny mew*
*BIG MEOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
*tiny mew*
(via encourage)
(via ominate-blog)
if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.
She broke that shit down so beautifully
women are masterminds and i love it
(via passthememe)
someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
(via vaguelyprolific)
Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video
OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE
Update:
AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS
(via spongebobssquarepants)
"At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can."- Frida Kahlo (via misjudgments)
(Source: misjudgments, via serious)